What Will Syria Do? A Fun Time Sink

Unsure what is going to happen if the United States launches cruise missiles at Syria? Do you feel a sense of obligation that we should intervene because chemical weapons were used? Are you afraid of World War III!

Fret not, dear friends, for I have a solution. Allow the predicatron to show you what could be! Made in the spirit of satire and entertainment, this amazing divination device can show a glimpse of one of TEN possible outcomes of an attack on Syria (warning: some outcomes may have no basis in this dimensional reality, and should thus be discarded). Take a gamble and see what future could be! Hell, try and get all TEN possible outcomes!